homuracide:
BEE MOVIE IS SO FUCKIN WEIRD LIKE WHAT THE SHIT THIS LADY FALLS IN LOVE WITH A GODDAMN BEE AND THEN THERES THIS PART WHERE THE BEE HAS LIKE SEXUAL FANTASIES ABOUT HER AND THEN THE BEE SUES THE HUMAN RACE LIKE WHAT THE HELL
WHY IS BEE MOVIE EVERYWHERE ALL OF A SUDDEN???
(Source: nintendoki, via justmoffattingaround)

daysofstorm:
this is the most inspirational thing I have ever seen.

(via fellowshipofthethings)
I apologise profusely for anyone who has to put up with my frankly astounding amount of perving
Omg this is hysterical I am SOBBING
It’s Friday night and I’m sitting at home and doing, I shit you not, needlework, alone with the cat.
I’m currently watching a show called Must Love Cats. My god I need help.

Could not be more accurate for me at the moment as I’m currently googling pictures of Tom Hiddleston.
Had a dream that I was chased and nearly killed by a serial killer in my own house who had infiltrated my family, but honestly the most distressing part was he made me burn two of my Harry Potter books.
Just saw an ad for M&Ms in which the red M&M was eating a packet of M&Ms…isn’t that cannibalism?