hptrash:

Hagrids dad fucked a giant and Jk Rowling won’t tell me how

(via drunken-autopilot)

stecasse-king:

cynnamynn:

who has the image where it says albert einstein lived in a house made of cheese and failed the driving test 8000 times

(via drunken-autopilot)

thebootydiaries:

hi linda i just caught my son vaping,i am shaking gplease respond

(via thebootydiaries)

wigglyfield:

this is accidentally a better piece of art than anything banksy ever shit out

(via drunken-autopilot)

waterboarding:

I feel bad when I watch Alice in Wonderland because this poor little girl is lost and this rude ass atheist caterpillar keeps vaping in her face… poor kid

(via drunken-autopilot)

keeper-of-drama:

This post alone is funnier than any joke that ever passed this woman’s lips

(via drunken-autopilot)

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

(via drunken-autopilot)

sapphicvelma:

the most fun I’ve had since january 1st 2017 

(via silentunicornspeaks)

neurocripple:

someone: *asks me a yes/no question*
me: huh? what did you ask?
them: i said-
me, finally processing the question: yes

(via spongebobssquarepants)

hermioneofvulcan:

noraestheim:

listen. i know jk rowling knows absolutely nothing about america but for the entire country to only have a single wizarding school there must be either 200 professors working at this place or you get to your first potions class and it’s held in a fucking baseball stadium.

#[megaphone voice] and now-now-now put your hands together for the DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH-eath-eath#[sound of a crowd screaming]#[fireworks]#[indistinct question from the eighty-third row]#[megaphone voice] YES THIS WILL BE ON THE TEST  (via transhansolo)

(via silentunicornspeaks)

perpetuallychristmas:

perpetuallychristmas:

christmas-always:

It’s Christmas, always! 🎁

Christmas Posts 365 days a year (New posts every 5 Minutes!)

Christmas Posts All Year! (New posts every 3 minutes!!)

(via coldnightschristmaslights)

(via laughcentre)

buzzfeedau:

Gene Wilder passed away today at age of 83.

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ithelpstodream:

“On stage or in the movies I could do whatever I wanted to. I was free.”

– Gene Wilder

huffingtonpost:

Rest in peace, Mr. Wonka. 😔

I’m actually so upset right now. His films are amongst my favourites. WIlly Wonka makes me so so incredibly happy, it’s my favourite film of all time 💔